Moe Szyslak



Level required


Unlocked at

Moe's Tavern

Number of Jobs


Premium character?



Business owners

“'Hey howya doin', ya stupid jerk
―Moe's unlock message.

Moe Szyslak is the third Business Owner unlocked, preceded by Apu and Comic Book Guy, and followed by Luigi and Lugash.

Simpsons Wiki DesriptionEdit

Momar "Moe" Szyslak (pronounced "seez-lack"), also known as Moe the Bartender prior to Season 6, (born November 24) is the proprietor and bartender of "Moe's Tavern", a Springfield bar frequented by Homer Simpson and his friends. He is of Hungarian descent, although himself states to come from a family of Dutch immigrants. He has once stated that he moved to Springfield from Holland.

Moe is notorious for use of the Internet and related technologies to harm other people, in a deliberate, repeated, and hostile manner, and is portrayed as often irritable and rude to all except his bar friends Homer, Lenny, and Carl, whom he sometimes treats as respected customers as opposed to his everyday drunks like Barney Gumble. Moe is the cyberbully of Springfield and the whole world. He enjoys cyberbullying and cyberstalking the citizens of Springfield as well as people all over the world. Anytime anything or anyone angers or infuriates him, Moe takes to the internet, social media, posts to blogs, social networking sites, and online information sites and attacks people all over the world going online at any given time, threatening their safety, their properties, their accounts, and even their lives.

His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually leads to logging onto his social networking site and attacking people online, threatening to harm and kill them, and turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women. Moe has a crush on Marge.

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Job name Income Experience Time Requires Visual?
Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart Cash70 XP17  60m Kwik-E-Mart Nope
Visit the Track Cash135 XP35  3h Springfield Downs Nope
Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Cash175 XP45  4h

Jake's Unisex Hair Palace

Smuggle Endangered Species Cash275 XP70  8h Check
Spy on Midge Cash420 XP100  12h Shrub Check
Water Down Beer Cash600 XP150  24h Moe's Tavern Nope


When Selected When sent on a job When collecting from a job
"Aw, that's great..." "Yeah!" "I mean come on now, here-!"
"Hey!" "Aw jeez!" "Woah-hoah Yeah!"




  • Moe has only one costume; Respectable Moe, obtained from a promotional that started on May 2, 2013.
  • Moe's 8-hour job 'Smuggle Endangered Species' originally took place in Moe's Tavern, where Moe would run with his panda to the bar. This job was since updated, and Moe now simply walks around with the panda on his back.
    • This job could be a reference to episode where Moe keeps a whale in back room as suggested by the quest name "what's in the back room?", however the task shows Moe carrying a panda not a whale. He is also seen in another episode to have several pandas in the back room, which is a more suitable explanation for the job.